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Child birth in the 19th century The year was 1881. It was a dark, miserable night when Ebenezer's wife, Mary went into labor. The local Doctor arrived and attended the woman, calling on Ebenezer. "Bring me a lamp, man. I need light." Ebenezer brings the oil lamp and the Doctor bends over...

Calling the police An older gentleman was awoken in the early hours of the morning by noises outside in his yard. He looked through his window and saw two crooks breaking into his shed, so he called the police only to be told that all police patrols were busy and response time would be around...

Contractor visits the Doctor A contractor comes into the local medical clinic. He approaches the desk and tells the receptionist. "I've got a case of shingles" .. "Well, take a seat and the nurse will be with you in a minute" says the receptionist. About fifteen minutes later the nurse comes...

It is a selfish, thoughtless act. Also seems strange to grab a hot chicken before finishing your shop. I always get one as the last item before going to checkout.

The article does not say whether the customer followed the cooking instructions on the pack. If cooking instructions were followed correctly I can't understand how that chicken could still be raw. If the customer did not follow the instructions, then that is on her, not Woolworths.

Three men at a funeral A Doctor, a lawyer and a banker all attended the funeral of a very good friend. They were standing by the open coffin when the Doctor said, "I just remembered. I owed Ben $100." He reached into his wallet and took out two crisp new $50 notes and placed them into the...

Little Johnny's Dog Teacher says to Little Johnny, "Johnny, your essay titled 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's essay. Did you copy his essay?" Little Johnny shakes his head and says, "No ma'am. It just so happens we have the same dog."

Two blokes drinking in the pub. Two blokes drinking in the pub, discussing their matrimonial situations. One says, "My missus is a real angel." The other bloke, staring forlornly into his beer, sighs and says, "You're bloody lucky mate. Mine's still around."

Duck Hunting A priest and his friend went duck hunting one morning. They sat in the blind by the lake and waited, and soon a flock of five ducks flew overhead. The priest's friend aimed his shotgun and blasted off both barrels only to see the five ducks continue on unscathed. "Goddamn it...