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Joke timing is everything
Dennis R's Afternoon Pun. Why did pilgrim's pants always fall down? Because they always wear their buckles on their hats.- Dennis
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Joke One for some of us older citizens..
Dennis R's Morning Pun. What does a crab use to call someone? A shellular phone.- Dennis
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THEY GIVE LOTS OF TREATS
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke What is a sea monster's favorite meal? Fish and ships.- Dennis
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Joke Something Catchy
Dennis R's Morning Pun. What bet can never be won? The Alphabet.- Dennis
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How do you like them apples?
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. I was so bored I memorized six pages of the dictionary, I learnt next to nothing.- Dennis
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TRIED DONATING BLOOD...
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Whose there Arncha. Arncha who? Arncha going to let me in its freezing out here.- Dennis
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A cunning bank scam wipes out couple's $240,000 life savings—are your funds at risk, too?
My bank does not except cheques now, I go into the bank now and they send the amount required, Although most of my accounts are direct debit I have 3 yearly ones where I used to send cheques to.- Dennis
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TECHNOLOGY WILL REPLACE PAPER
Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor- Doctor I keep thinking I am a dog, Well get up on this couch and I will examine you. I can't I am not allowed on the furniture.- Dennis
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Are you speeding? This massive change in speed cameras could cost you a fortune!
While the trial period of speed cameras in Adelaide 1.000 or more were recorded daily. -
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Joke At The Dentist
Well I told you it was an old one but quite a few people enjoyed it- Dennis
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WOULDN'T IT BE GREAT...
I am over the weight which my dryer recommends loadings Dennis R's Morning Pun. What kind of boots do Spooks wear? Ghoulashes.- Dennis
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Joke At The Dentist
My old joke, This lady said to the dentist I do not know which is worse having a tooth out or having a baby, the dentist says make up your mind because I have to make alterations to the chair.- Dennis
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Joke A kind thought
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. I took the airline to court over my missing luggage Suffice it to say they lost the case.- Dennis
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BORING PROGRAM
Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did Snow White say whilst she waited for her photos? Some day my prints will come.- Dennis
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Massive bin overhaul hits thousands of Aussies, residents voice concerns
A bit behind the times arn't they, our council has had them for quite some time with fortnightly collections combined with recyclable bins and waste bins weekly.- Dennis
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Joke lifestyle change
Dennis R's Afternoon Joke: I got arrested at Target for stealing a kitchen utensil. It was a whisk I was willing to take.- Dennis
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