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Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. An older man lay dying in his bed, Drifting in and out of a fitful sleep. he suddenly smelt the aroma of his favorite sconces drifting up the stairs. he gathered his strength and gradually lifted himself from his bed leaning against the wall he gradually made his...

Bee thankful. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why are ghosts such terrible liars? Because you can see right through them.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke ( No groaning allowed ). What falls in the winter but never gets hurt? Snow.

Good job there are not Quins on board. Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did the Pacific Ocean say to the Atlantic Ocean? Nothing it just waved.

I have lived on my own for nearly 8 years since my wife passed away, I rely a lot on my computer but anyone asking to be a friend is immediately cut off, you never know how many other friends they are bringing in with them. after my English football club SDC is my favorite entry on my computer...

At today's prices for petrol, it would triple the price.

When caught the culprits seem to get away with lenient sentences. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Patient: Doc, I can't sleep at night I keep on seeing donkeys playing football. Doctor: I'll prescribe you some medicine, take 2 pills a night, starting this evening. Patient. Can I...

Many years ago, my wife and I drove from Adelaide to the Blue Mountains for a weeks stay and I must admit It is one of the most beautiful spots we encounted as over the years we visited every state in Australia including Tasmania, there were plenty of tourists there but not overcrowded, when we...

My answer always was If you want it get it, she never wasted money.

My late wife always asked my opinion before she bought anything, I tried to break her habit but with no success.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Someone was hurling Stephen King books through the air, I was wondering why they were doing that. Then IT me. I can't bring my golden retriever to the park because the ducks keep trying to bite him. I guess that's what I get for having a pure- bread dog.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock. Who's there? William William who? William mind your own business.

No wonder he was behind in his work. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Doctor- Doctor Can I have a second opinion? By all means come back tomorrow.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. If a pear grows on a pear tree and an apple grows on an apple tree, where does a a turkey grow? On a poultry.

I wonder what the post signifiers? Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did Dr.Jekyll cross the road? To get to the other Hyde

First thing to do when you get into your car put your phone in the passenger glove box, I think you mean Gepps Cross not Gapps.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock Knock whose there? Norma Lee. Norma Lee who? Norma Lee I do not eat this much, but it it's thanksgiving.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did one raindrop say to the other? Two's company three's a cloud.