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Dennis R's Morning Pun. When does B come after U? When you take some of its honey.

Dennis R 's Afternoon Joke What do you call two spiders who have just got married? Newlywebs!

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock Whose there? Closure. Closure who? Closure mouth when you are eating.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why did the little monsters stay up all night? They were studying for a blood test.

If they say they cannot pay the fines give them some hard labour jobs over the W/Es for 2 yrs.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What kind of bees fight? Rumble bees.

For repeat offenders, there should be an increased scale for fines until they lose their license.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock- Knock. Who's there? House House who? House it going?

My scooter is a Kymco.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What is Dracula's favorite ice cream flavor? Vein-illa!

I just aim to please.

Took me some minutes to find the answer,

Never heard that one before.

Just wait until I start my new book of about 2,000 Jokes and Riddles.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock. Who's there? Icon. Icon who? Icon tell you another Knock- Knock joke, do you want me to/

I have had my scooter now for nearly 2 yrs. I only use it to go to the local shops as the footpaths are shocking with small blocks, I have lived in my house for 20 yrs. and find the biggest problem is the cutouts for crossing roads, having being laid over 20 yrs. they were only suitable for...

Most banks now do not accept cheques, I have a book with about 40 unused in.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did the glue say to the key? You wanna be in show biz, kid? Stick to me, I can open doors for you.

Sorry to hear you are bedbound, SDC must be a great comfort for you, I hope you have Good Helpers to make life a bit easier for you, God bless you.

When things go wrong, as they usually will And your daily road seems all uphill When your funds are low, and your debts are high When you try to smile but can only cry And you really feel you would like to quit Don't run to me, I don't give a s--t