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Quite right. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock-Knock Whose there? Catch Catch who? God bless you.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why couldn"t the skeleton go to the dance? He had no body to go with.

If the cap fits wear it. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What did the the first mind reader say to the second mind reader? Yo'ur all right, how am I?

A lot of women could go around singing this song, When they are bobbing up and down like this. Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do you make a snake cry? Take away his Rattle.

Quick thinking on the wife's part. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock- Knock Who's there? Alaska Alaska who? Alaska one more time, let me in.

Good one. Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do monsters like their eggs? Terrifried.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What kind of dog tells time? A watch dog.

The Christmas I remember most was the first time I was not at home to see it, It was the time I was doing my National Service, after serving 5 months in Jerusalem we left the day before it became Israel and traveled over the Sanai desert to Egypt, after a few weeks there I was posted To Brigade...

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock, Who's there? Weed Weed who? Weed better mow the lawn before it gets too long.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What game do young ghosts love? Hide and shriek.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What does a ghost read every day? His horrorscope.

No wonder young Kangaroos are eager to get into the pouch.

Many of you will laugh at me being a life member at 95 but it is worth it to me to help keep the club running, it covers so much information that otherwise I would miss out on.

Good job men do not have to wear them after an op. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Did I tell you the joke about the high wall? I'd better not, you might not get over it.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. How do bees travel? They take the Buzz.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Knock - Knock Who's there? Dishes Dishes who? Dishes a very bad joke.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke What bear goes around scaring other animals? Winnie the Boo!

Very funny. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. If a snake and an undertaker got married, what would they put on their towels? Hiss and Hearse.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why do skeletons play the piano in church? Because they do not have any organs.

No but they still enjoy a feed.