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I am not game to try. Dennis R 's Morning Pun. What happened when the cow jumped over the barbed wire fence? It was an udder catastrophe.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke Knock-Knock, who's there. Leaf. Leaf who? Leaf me alone.

I saw this joke yesterday but beware it is a bit naughty at the end. A woman was getting married for the 4th time, so she decided to see a gynecologist to see if everything was alright, After his examination he was surprised to find out she was still a virgin, so he asked her what had happened...

Good one. Dennis R's Morning Pun. Why did it take the monster ten months to finish a book? Because he wasn't very hungry.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. What will go up a drainpipe down, but won't go down a drainpipe up? An umbrella.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. Now you see it, now you don't, now you see it, now you don't, what is it? A black cat on a zebra crossing.

Always check your messages before sending I have a program that puts a red line under words spelling mistakes. Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Knock-Knock. Whose there? Madam Madam who? Madam foot got stuck in the door.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What did one ear say to the other ear? Between you and me, we need an hair cut.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. How do you stop a rhino from charging/ Take away his credit card.

I hope he had not sharpened his tusks that morning.

Nitwit.

Dennis R's Morning Pun Knock- Knock. Who's there? Radio, Radio who? Radio not, here I come.

Dennis R's Afternoon Joke. Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he didn't have the guts to!

Good one.

I have been a member of Beyond Bank for 50 yrs. think of how many deposits I would have left if I had a dog

2 jokes a day you are bound not to please everybody

The first thing I would do if a could afford a car over $44,000 is insure it, even before driving out the place I bought it from.

Dennis R's Morning Pun. What games do elephants play in a Volkswagen? Squash.

Must be good at holding his breath.