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What do you call a penguin in the desert? Ans: LOST!

Joke What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador.

Joke competition A man was stopped by police around 2am and was asked where he was going at that time of night. The man replied "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late". The officer asked, "Really? Who's...

Bloody idiot. Leave innocence of children to enjoy the stories as they were intended. Males will always be males and females always females except for eunuchs. God created them so leave them alone or suffer His mighty wrath someday .

Wasps are an introduced species and actually do harm to our native bees so yes, destroy them asap. Usually best to do the destruction at night in the dark using a torch covered with red cellophane paper to see the nest and maybe spray like crazy into the nest or pour Derris dust all over the nest.

Recently on Facebook, I saw a story about some kids who had thrown stones at houses on Halloween night and I commented who are the parents and their kids should be found and given a flogging. Apparently Facebook deleted my comment from the site!!!!! Since when is flogging a banned word??? Some...

Ok, thanks. Was just curious, that's all. No ideas really except if you want to give out Coles vouchers to those who reach 1000!!!

Badges Hello admin. What happens to the badges we gain? Are there rewards or just for recognition only?

A big thank you to the govt. for getting on top of those 'scummers' that annoy us immensely! :)

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OOOOHHH! Yummy. Great idea alternative to same old chocolate all the time. BUT does it have to be stored in the fridge since it is a dairy product????

This is wonderful to brighten up this Christmas. Pity though they don't seem to have solar powered Nativity Scene as well which would be so very enlightening now :)

If you get frustrated trying to chop up an onion which often slips or slides out of reach, leave the root ends intact and first cut onion lengthways in half with half section of roots that will hold each half of the onion together. Slice lengthways each half side close to the root ends and then...

If you need to deter ants from anywhere, just wipe down with an old rag drenched in undiluted vinegar or straight lemon juice regularly.

Will try to remember to smile more for the camera next time!!! :)

DANCE or LISTEN TO YOUR FAVOURITE MUSIC ON SPOTIFY. Try doing regular workouts with Pahla B or Jackie Valant on YouTube who cater to our age groups. Dance, Music and Exercise regular to stay mentally and physically fit.

Born in Singapore (Eurasian), lived in Australia for 48 years. Contentedly married to a bush loving, overworking Aussie 'young' man, two great children - married son and single daughter (looking for decent energetic, surf loving, fit, hardworking Christian man for our 31 yr old daughter :) )! I...