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I heard of a Poultry Farmer who realized that People preferred Drum Sticks rather than other pieces. So after many trials, he perfected the breeding of THREE legged Chickens. When asked if they tasted the same as TWO legged Chickens, he replied " Dunno can't catch the Bastards!!

I say keep it up. I like to see what's "out there" that I can't afford!!

Is this correct? More info please.What devises can do this?

Should be in the “jokes” section! If you have never heard of it I will bet you have not tried it. How do you know it’s crap.

Born 1940 and made the effort to stay up to date with ALL things new, which includes I/T. A little learning on a continuous basis is all that is needed. I won’t scold those who didn’t and do feel for them.

God point! Info source for $1886.50 wage, please.

You cannot live in the past, it is unhealthy, but NEVER forget those great memories. Cherish them.

"Morality" rate should be "Mortality" rate. Maybe.

Ol! Know where you are going BEFORE you go.

Snow White was bathing the Dwarfs and felt Happy, but he got out so she felt Grumpy!!

Did anyone get their fingers caught in the bloody wringers??

....and they are edible!

Yep a 70 year old desperately trying to look 50....maybe!

Why would anyone remove Broccoli stems? Cut them close to the flowerets, peel and cook with the rest. Delicious!

Ah Dennis! I just love "silly" jokes. Keep Em comin.

Very much so.

To quote a line from an Australian Film Classic " tell him there Dreaming!!"

Please advise source of information. I am sure we would all like to know.

Organize a "Family" Code and use it. Any request for assistance without the code MUST be a scam.

.....and yet anyone can have as many Children as they like with no commitment to any training whatsoever as to sense of Justice, Education, Respect and desire to better themselves, with Government funding of course.