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    HORROR MOVIE

    Why aren't they all called cuckoos? After all an egg mix up is common for the cuckoos. I have one sister that is definitely a cuckoo, in all senses of the word, no doubt about it, so I know it definitely happens.... In the American chicken coup, likeminded males, now need to identify with...
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    HORROR MOVIE

    The woke movement has arrived in the chicken coup... yep, it was only a matter of time ha ha ha ha
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    Wise words

    A big de stressor is after an event to not go to sleep with it churning around. When my brain replays whatever horrible event I just had, I just thank it and say show me something great we'll get back to that later, and not long after it does, and I wake in the morning refreshed. I've been...
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    Wise words

    Personally, I do not allow burdens to stick around in my reality, after I notice that they've come along for the ride. I bless them and thank them for whatever lessons they have given me, and then just let all past burdens dissipate and dissolve away. The only thing the mind can hold onto past...
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    Wise words

    I always remember during overcast times, that if I put my awareness of what's going on in my life, up high enough, there are no clouds... the phrase THIS TOO SHALL PASS... is a God send ...
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    Wise words

    And aaahwomen!
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    Joke Alternative Uses!

    Me too... I almost came a cropper last week, as I noticed my shoulder was really sore to move, so Instead of driving the twenty K to a mate's place to give him a hand. I turned off my vehicle, got out, went inside and filled a glass of water. I reached into the cupboard for 3 Panamax pain...
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    Joke Things You Can Only Say At Christmas

    ? there's only four...
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    Can this new immunotherapy drug obliterate lower bowel cancer?

    Do any Sydney members especially remember this? I can quite vividly recall, back around the time when the aids epidemic was at its peak, watching a home video broadcast on either the ABC or sbs. It was Filmed in Balmain, I think. Anyway, the really sick guy being interviewed by his friend...
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    Can this new immunotherapy drug obliterate lower bowel cancer?

    I can't post it here, but I received an evidence-based text on the eradication of bowel cancer yesterday. Basically, wash and freeze an organic lemon, then grate the entire thing and sprinkle over everything from ice-cream dishes, to roast and aside from the zest, it is reportedly the best for...
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    Joke Explorer Gives Talk In Seaside Town

    Years back, while sitting at the table with my mother and three sisters for dinner, mum (Rip)placed a place of cooked patties on the table to go with our mashed potato, green pea a gravy' accompaniment's. "What's that?" said my younger sister, pointing at the stack of patties? "These are...
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    Joke Intruder

    They had the bonnet of a Morris minor that they used to push the cat into a corner for their safety and give it water and food. I didn't like them at all but what could I do, they were tough as nails thirty years old? fly river Papua New Guinea sailors. Darwin was a frontier town during that...
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    Avoid this online selling mistake: How Sarah's dream holiday turned into a $1000 nightmare

    I'm highly right brain minded and not at all conversant with the office Johnny Jargon often in the internet. I make mistakes daily in my documents as nobody has ever shown me how to use a pc or a laptop. Maybe she's just like me? LOL I originally joined this site, just to get used to...
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    SENILITY PRAYER

    Personally, I love the phrase "PARTY TILL YOUR PARTS FAIL"...
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    Avoid this online selling mistake: How Sarah's dream holiday turned into a $1000 nightmare

    Yep, My Gramma always towl"d me tu spiel kurectlee..
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    Avoid this online selling mistake: How Sarah's dream holiday turned into a $1000 nightmare

    unintelligible nugget of what-the-faark, arrived last night in my inbox. there was more, but you get the idea ha ha ha ha Important Information We regret to inform you that your acCanada-count has been disabl2598495-Windows.ed due to...
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    Union calls on Services Australia to change approach as negotiations continue

    This is wrong, if a person does a bad job, they should not be rewarded at all.
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    Union calls on Services Australia to change approach as negotiations continue

    Nah that's a stretch I agree, it's not like they are hardworking struggling to make ends meet politicians. BTW surely politicians are all due another MASSIVE pay rise. After all the country is rolling in it, due to the mining boom stats, posted regularly. I figure a job based upon whether it...
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    Joke Intruder

    Not all cats are soft and fluffy. I heard the call and went to Darwin as a young carpenter, when Cyclone Tracey smashed it up in the seventies. About 5 hard-edged Papua New Guinea guys, about three doors down, evidently had a big MANX cat that they kept in their back yard on a chain. It was not...
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    Joke ''Hello?''

    that joke Sounds like a typical political debate, what's shared is often pointless. ha ha ha
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