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Oh...I came up with Johnny Pinks Law of Recognition quite a few years back. it goes like this... AH .. we recognize something but don't quite know what it is .... AHHA we recognize something. ...and it has an assigned meaning. AHA HA HA HA we understand it as being something well understood...

When I heard how the terms men and women and his and hers are being widely replaced with pronouns. I immediately though mine would be he he he as a humorist. An now without ever attending a chemistry class I discover it to be an indicator of laughing gas? well I just find that fascinating...

The thing about Hercules and his story. I too wrestled a Lion el (he was my father) and I too was confronted by what certainly seemed to be a vicious three headed Hydra. Though in hindsight, it was probably a French woman in her mid-fifties going through menopause. She was my housemate and it...

EXACTLY...lol

G'day My little Tibbies, Yep, its absolutely true, that this *on numerous occasions* is what got me through primary school. Memory retention was not my thing at all. A.D.D they called it... brain fog would be a more apt term. I recall it was like sitting watching a person speak and have no idea...

This Johnny is more of a lion than a cheater however I did work out a way using safety pins to attach long strips of paper inside the sleeves of both arms of my school jumper. When hunched over I could retrieve the exam notes. I remember that all I needed to do was stretch my arm and *poof* the...

That is a very concise way of explaining that for sure.

MoiOz you have a great zest for life. and despite numerous incidents that's what's kept me going despite: Torn shoulder: heart Area Operation; Massive heavy tumbling log impact into the operation area a few years later. 10 years Long term disability no compo, with basically no use of my left...

I don't get the age thing, I'm 70 in about two weeks. I am still me still walking on logs, still whistling or singing out loud. still up for a game of kick the kick or whatever with the young thirty-year-old whipper snappers ha ha ha. I have heaps of energy. I have been lifting long lengths...

I'd more than maybe eat a printed-out rack of lamb covered with a meaty looking special sauce at a Heston Blumenthal food extravaganza, to pleasantly discover his tricked us by using ice-cream, but not as supermarket food...

Four very highly inebriated Australian larrikins in the mid-eighties, were reported to have swung a speedboat in close and slowly cruised along and mooned the tourists on main beach, South Molle Island in the Whitsunday's to wild applause... Reportedly they very loudly sang the OLD ITALIAN...

I am always amazed at the people "known to be food deprived for generations" are not moved on to places with good soil to start growing good quality foods in good soil and not barren land to end World Hunger. The lack of food that is forecast for the world, is based upon a deliberate plan by...

Ha ha ha ha awwwww shucks you guys...... I'm not gunna play... So, you can't take a stirrrrin any way hey, that's just sad. I do seem to have got a few folks agitated, and yet the absolute truth is as stated, I loved Fleetwood Mack and Stevie X was cool, end of story. I've never been an...

So weird that people didn't get how the Korean taxi drivers comment (His name was Peter Kim and yes, he was a total idiot) was so out of touch with who Fleetwood Mac were. I was not only a great fan of Stevie Nix, and loved dancing to Fleetwood Mac, I also lived in a mansion in Black Steet...

True story I met a Korean Taxi driver in Sydney a few years back who said "I give lift to this woman one day he said pointing at a photo of Stevie Nix; she give me four tickets to her show. I think I don't need ticket, not want to watch, so I throw in bin. After I discover, she famous singer and...

Surely you jest that was not a bitchin joke of mine it was lame, at best as it was meant to be... tee hee, lighten up sunshine... turn that frown upside down... no need for harsh words to employ... to laugh is to jest is to enjoy... to contribute is to express ones wit.. I merely added a bit...

Yep there's no yokes, in that lady's breakfast hey... How about this one, Three guys walked into a bar the next guy dodged to the side and it missed him... even that's a tad funnier huh.

I am Grateful, yes, I feel full of great. It used to grate just making the bills hey mate, it's something, sure its bugger all of a pension rise, considering nobody is cheating about getting older and electricity rent petrol etc,are all on the rise. Australia despite windfall profit statements...