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    Joke Fruiti! Tuiti!

    That phrase has changed in meaning over the years, hey sun, it has other connotations these days... Just sayin' lol.
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    Great news for horror fans! The Exorcist releases new sequel titled 'Believer'

    Reminds me too much of an old girlfriend, the wild eyes, the rotating head etc... lol, I'll pass...
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    Here is another, this time from Great Danes Facebook

    tch tch tch your naughty... lol
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    Here is another, this time from Great Danes Facebook

    At high school a schoolmate I remember saying (using more colorful language) that if they combined Elephants and kangaroos that we would have giant F*****g holes all over Australia. ha haha ... which of course would be true...
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    Here is another, this time from Great Danes Facebook

    I believe that Kangaroos arguably are the WORLDS LARGEST GRASSHOPPERS!... the weird thing is I read somewhere that magpies like to eat grasshoppers.... I always wondered how many magpies it'd take to fly off with one? lol
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    TV STOLEN IN 80s

    oooops.I meant mm but measured it and its actually 1000mm. Funny how cm and mm, changes the equation huh, sorry about that....
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    TV STOLEN IN 80s

    And Disney movies used to start off with Tinkerbell touching the spire on top of magic castle... Years ago I mentioned Disney doing this, on UTube and about 50 Americans said that this never happened which is indeed curious because I still can recall this opening. Does anyone else remember...
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    TV STOLEN IN 80s

    I remember the very first day that I ever saw television. There was a massive pile of us waiting for it in the Wickepin general store. My chin was on someone's head and someone's chin was on mine etc and a face was on either side of mine etc. We were all piled up, pressed against the shop...
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    TV STOLEN IN 80s

    I met a guy at a well to do party when i was a subcontract chippy a few years back. During our meet and greet, he asked if I had any spare cash to invest in a thing called Betta cord that was coming into Australia in the next couple of months. I was a huge fan of drive-in movies and said mate...
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    Company 'rewards' an employee of 42 years with a barbecue for his retirement

    I personally feel that everyday loyalty and hard work over a period of four decades to a company where surely, he had helped grow and prosper, that something even a good cheap watch in a case at least shows a bit of reciprocal effort. Nothing extravagant just something to show that his efforts...
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    TV STOLEN IN 80s

    There was a trick... what you'd do is make a motion to standup (same as if the doorbell rang) and then just sit back and the person next to you usually kept going and they did it lol
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    TV STOLEN IN 80s

    yeah... I remember wanting to use the phone and the extension cord was somehow almost always under the door of my sister's bedroom and the door was locked, and I mean for aaaaages... "Mum needs to use the phone, and I have been told to unplug it in another minute, if you do not hang up!" usually...
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    TV STOLEN IN 80s

    I actually had one of these monster televisions.... and recall living in a well-appointed alternative house in Balmain many years back that had a fish tank inside one as part of our regular household programming. Most television repairs could be achieved by a short THUMP in just the right...
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    RARE PIC

    A purrrfect I like how the cyclonic tail winds have somehow been captured mid frame... excellent photography, remarkable, no doubt some will claim it as a science first. Some may gasp others may say its photoshopped, a catastrophic anomaly .... (sic) humour lol
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    Discover the terrifying truth about these strange 'tiny marks' on public bathroom toilet paper!

    I'm a typical Libran too and yep what is said is true. Australia is close to following the same path, it starts off with homelessness and people having to sleep on park benches on footpaths in shop entrances under bridges and inside derelict buildings because politicians too busy with long...
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    Discover the terrifying truth about these strange 'tiny marks' on public bathroom toilet paper!

    I like your analytical mind... it makes sense that a druggy would shove a syringe in and make a dent instead of little specks. The worlds a funny place now so many people playing tasteless pranks possibly because they have limited life skills, no social conscience and as theirs bugger all...
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    Discover the terrifying truth about these strange 'tiny marks' on public bathroom toilet paper!

    The thing is those rolls are usually covered up with a lift up lid so who ever looks in there, I haven't been. . I rarely do more than use the urinal, but I cannot believe they would be so F*%^4n irresponsible. Luckily Canberra is legalizing heroin amphetamines and cocaine for home use this...
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    Joke I have your Ex down here

    Excellent!!!! my Neighbours 91 years old his wife is 88. Evidently, he spotted her when she was 16 and he was 19 and he said he never thought about anyone else from that moment on,and she said she felt the same. They started going to the pictures together, but her father didn't trust him, and...
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    Joke I have your Ex down here

    dark humour doesn't attract... I worked as a chippy for years and heard a lot, baby jokes etc, that you guys wouldn't like me posting...
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    PEOPLE THINK I'M GOING CRAZY

    A mate I was talking with while working outside recently, suddenly turned his head towards me and said "I just had a thought "I turned to him and said "Treat it very gently mate, it has no doubt found itself inside a strange, and a no doubt highly unusual environment, and it is possibly feeling...
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