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I was originally called Little Johnny Pink as a child then known as Johnny Pink for a long while, then Johnno, then because my first names lionel people called me that, so often I tried it on, but it wasn't me... Now I'm back to me Johnny Pink. Hilariously I discovered about a year back while...

HERE ladies and gentlemen is true honesty.. ha ha ha

I salute your BRAVERY ol' SUN... (y) BTW. inserting tiny pin pricks in the calendar to identify this period to align exactly with your next two-three-day fishing trip soon sorts out the issue, plus you come back with fish...just a thought.

Ancient saying about truth. : When the sun is shining, there's warmth on the face even a blind man can see.

Very susss indeed. I was given a big bowl of wild mushroom soup and fresh homemade bread at a friend of a friend's house a few years back, that I' do not expect to ever easily forget. It was a pretty wild mushroom meal that's for sure. If you don't personally get them from the supermarket or...

I can honestly say that I don't bear grudges. I do process emotion through me at the time, but don't see the point of harboring bad thoughts towards someone else. If someone wants to be a miserable person, that demonstrates scant regard for what they do to me, or to others around them, I...

We all have our experiences hey. I was told by Centrelink in Ballina (I'd not been there before) that if I didn't bring all of my paperwork into my appointment on time, that I would be cancelled. But my car broke down (out of petrol) and so I hitched in to discover I was twenty minutes late. The...

Over the years we have all met Centrelink staff and 85% of them I have met have been brilliant. I honestly do believe they deserve a pay rise, as I appreciate the misery and depression, that they have to deal with on a daily basis. Society is a body, often, we interact with the heart and mind...

To say it without a mockery of "Autocorrect" which is the context of my joke. It would say, "Here lays the creator of auto correct, may he or she rest in peace"... it hasn't got the humour of what I first wrote, and it doesn't at all convey my ongoing annoyance with auto correct, however when...

When the time comes that the creator of auto correct passes. I hope the Epitaph reads something like "Hear lies the creature of all tow correctly, may Hershe rust in pace.

I remember as a school kid, that I sat on the floor and watched the Hubble space telescope on the television with my family, as it left earth on its journey into the stars. We all saw as its cameras were turned around, to watch our earth getting smaller and smaller, till it was about a tenth of...

An ex-partners parents, called in for a visit a few years ago and her mother was exactly like Mrs bucket' a character in an old English sit-com. Not content with dominating the entire conversation and casting orders like an old sea captain, she dominated her no doubt long suffering husband, my...

My old ex mother-in-law critiqued EVERYTHING we did; nothing was as she would do it and she was sooooooo looouuud so emotional about it. I used to ask if she thought we were breathing properly in the middle of her rants, but she never responded. Thank God both of them are no longer in my life...

This is an old Walter Mattau joke: Two cannibals were sitting together. One cannibal turns to the other and says..." I really don't like my mother-in-law" The other cannibal says, "just eat the noodles."

Thats the thing about domestics. nobody talks it out anymore. just feed them a bowl of mushrooms and go watch a sit com...is not the answer. Kidding of course.

A dehydrator obtained from the dump. There's something very ominous in the sound of that. You'd have to be nutsies, to think that's a good idea...

Unfortunately, only they truly control them. When it comes to all major interlinked technology, we have to have a computer (AI technology) expert ask the AI, to tell us even now, what is being continuously transferred by them in data streams. Long ago we lost the ability to completely...

Scamming is such a lucrative profession now, that I reckon it must be being taught in Indian Rushan, Ukranian, Chinese, and even some American schools. LOL I just the received a bill for services rendered, from WELLS FARGO in America. No doubt the Indians are still attacking them and rightly...

All of us have our stories, I worked three busy jobs at the same time, when I was 17, plus I trained hard 3 nights a week. My determination and work hard, play hard attitude, enabled me to achieve many noteworthy things, over the years. I often had two jobs at the same time and trained very...

The thing about an opinion (including mine) is that everyone seems to have one. History is basically one person's opinion of what happened from their perspective on a particular day or during a particular time. I brought this up in 3rd year high when the teacher told us as she tapped a history...