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Once while using the computer at the local library I became aware the man on the next computer was writhing in the chair and groaning. I glanced at his computer and saw photos of naked women. I then became aware he was masturbating so I got up and went to the chief librarian to report him. I...

I left shool moor than 50 yeers ago and redcently had 2 strokes. I am happy to say I am still alive, I can’t do much but I can enjoy the sunshine and the rain an d wait for my sun to graduate with his PhD in MSW (pleese hurry UNSW), after that…, nuttin matters eny moor. Enyone kan say wat thay...

We will remember them. Lest we forget.

Berries & Kiwi fruit

I’ve not reselly mnded beeng alne but since I suffered from a stroke in early January I have been house bound. It was initially thought to be a viscous migraine headache but a M?? Scan showed a stroke in the deep centre of my brain. I am really struggling with the most basic of the most basic...

What a kind young gentleman to relieve this dear elderly lady of her rubbish bag on her journey with her doggie! May his good deed be generously rewarded by a nice surprise!

Sometimes a spray of WD 40 or even cooking oil can be useful to break a film of “rust” which may have formed on a jar that has not been opened for a long time.

Political correctness or directness?

How can the most simple of words so often be the most humerous? Some people have such imaginative minds.

“Post Shop” is my guess, the only thing which fits with the context.

In the story described above with the neighbours from hell in Newstead dropping their dog droppings themselves over their balcony, I think they should be fined more than the standard fine of not picking up after your dog because they are deviously discarding this offensive rubbish over their...