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Pavlovs bear?

Clever salesman. 5 stars.

I reckon some-one's been cleaning their chimney with that cat?

You know rhino's are really just chunky unicorns.

Made me think of this one ..................

There's some very clever people out there ..........

.... and the barman pushes your stool in for FREE.

The nut in Stanley Tas. is quite impressive, it's the lava core of an extinct 🌋 Google it.

Aussie goes to the Vatican and spots a phone on the wall marked "Talk with God for $10 a minute" The Aussie pulls the Pope to one side and says $10 is pretty rude for 1 minute. Pope says its a very long distance call all the way up to heaven. Aussie says ... down in Australia it would only be...

I've got a mate that opens a bottle of wine, and if he doesn't like it puts a V on the label and pops it in the fridge. The V stands for Visitors!

Welcome to Senior Discount Club 👋 😁 @karenlyn

... and the nut in Stanley.

Welcome to Senior Discount Club 👋 😁 @Woja111 Nobody will care about your age, just act old and grumpy, and you'll be ok.

Osama bin Laden hid for more than 15 years so he definitely beat your measly 8hrs.

Why is it that all racist jokes start with a look over your shoulder??

One of the rare occasions when fresh isn't always best.

Welcome to the Senior Discount Club Mr Harris 👋 😄 @David Harris

I'd recommend asbestos gloves, for those kind of photo shoots.