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Dentists are typically sad because they are always down in the mouth

* A man hiding at a campsite was charged with loitering within tent. * The lunatic who jumped into the river in Paris is in Seine.

The worst of all Aldi's numerous negatives is not having a service desk for queries or returns; so you have hover about at the usual sole open register to discuss with the operator whilst being glared at by those waiting in the long queue.

“Hermann Gruntfuttock” defence Next time you get a call supposedly from Telstra, NBN wi-fi, Microsoft, etc about your faulty internet; use the “Hermann Gruntfuttock” defence; “What?” I hear you say. One day the phone rang; silence. When the silence goes on for a while you know it’s an Indian...

I can't understand what the fuss is about; I have 5 credit cards which I've used for the past 40 years or so and never paid 1 cent in fees to the merchants.

I have an interesting anecdote about Aldi, but before I share it with you I need to make it clear that I don’t like shopping at Aldi for the reasons detailed below. Unfortunately, I have no choice because I do the shopping for my wife, who is mobility-impaired so she can’t shop personally for...

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