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    ALDI workers expose ‘highly advised’ checkout practice: Can you guess what it is?

    I have an interesting anecdote about Aldi, but before I share it with you I need to make it clear that I don’t like shopping at Aldi for the reasons detailed below. Unfortunately, I have no choice because I do the shopping for my wife, who is mobility-impaired so she can’t shop personally for...
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    Bus Stop

    Paddy was driving along a Dublin street when he pulled over because he was unsure whether his indicators were working. Just as he was about to get out of the car, he sees Sean walking towards him. “Sean” he says, “I don’t think my indicators are working; I’ll turn on the one where you’re...
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    Joke Puns.

    A nun and a clown got married; and on their wedding night in bed, the nun said to the clown "Do I get on top of you, or do you get on top of me?" "It would be best if I got on top of you" the clown replied "Because if you, as a nun, got on top of me as a clown, that would be virgin on the...
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    Joke Puns.

    Several electricians were needed to fix the faulty lamp because many hands make light work.
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    Public phones

    Seeing a phone box reminds me when as a kid whenever I was in a playful mood and was approaching a phone box I would enter the phone box to play the “Mary had a little lamb” jape. One of my friend’s father was in the telecommunications industry and once told me that the “Mary had a little...
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    UPDATED NURSERY RHYMES

    Mary had a little lamb The midwife was astounded
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    Joke ''What A Beautiful Cake!''

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