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All supermarkets (except Aldi) have self serve registers which benefits those customers who use them when they don't have the time (or patience) to wait in a long queue at the manned checkout...

Don't get it, what's the joke?

I have an interesting anecdote about Aldi, but before I share it with you I need to make it clear that I don’t like shopping at Aldi for the reasons detailed below. Unfortunately, I have no choice because I do the shopping for my wife, who is mobility-impaired so she can’t shop personally for...

A palindrome, apart from meaning a friend at the airport, is a phrase that reads the same backwards and forwards. Adam was the first person to utter a palindrome when he first met Eve and said "Madam I'm Adam"

Was she a good ball player?

I knew those meanings but I still don't get what's supposed to be funny. Do you know what is the joke?

Tee for two

I cannot understand why the SDC doesn't peer review submitted anecdotes to ensure that they are jokes that would be "got" by all.

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The code of conduct and protocols adopted globally by comedians includes a clause whereby a joke must be able to be "got" by all without anyone needing to ask questions.

The name of the girl whose pants keep falling down is Lucy Lastic. The Chinese chef who specialises in UK quisine is Iris Chew

A joke issued in the public arena should not require any research to be performed so as to get the joke. In this case the word "Hooters" should have been replaced by a non specific term such as "restaurant" That would have prevented this total waste of everyones time in needless dialogue.

What about people who did not know that?

American jokes should be edited prior to publication to replace US-centric words with appropriate Australian equivalents to avoid the needless waste of time in questioning the meaning of the unknown US words.

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