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    Joke A Poem To Which We Can Relate

    And you could walk down the street without fear of colliding with an oncoming face buried in a mobile phone.
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    Joke I Want To Live Forever!

    You have still failed to understand the basic issue; which I repeat is that journalistic protocol requires that religious-specific words such as RABBI should not be included in text in the public arena where there is no valid reason to include that particular word.
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    Joke I Want To Live Forever!

    The journalistic code of conduct requires that text to be published in the public arena should not contain references to particular ethnic or religious minorities. The word Rabbi should have been edited out and replaced by a another word such as "friend" which causes no offence to anyone.
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    What is something your mum used to say to you when you were a kid?

    If you go out in the rain, you won't grow
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    Joke I Want To Live Forever!

    To all members, I'm obviously wasting my time in fruitless dialogue with MotherGoose, so I'll repeat the question hoping someone out there has the answer. Does anyone have any idea why a Rabbi has been selected for the "joke"?
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    Joke I Want To Live Forever!

    You have failed to understand my comment which has nothing whatever to do with my beliefs. The published "joke" referred to a Rabbi, my question is why a Rabbi when any of the following words would have sufficed --- mate, friend, work colleague, neighbour etc etc So I'll repeat the question...
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    Joke Buying Batteries

    I'll give it a rest when someone advises me what is the joke
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    Joke I Want To Live Forever!

    Why a rabbi?
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    Joke Buying Batteries

    What's the joke?
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    Joke Buying Batteries

    What joke?
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    Joke Buying Batteries

    Don't understand your comment, please elaborate.
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    Joke Buying Batteries

    What is the joke?
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    Joke Buying Batteries

    What makes you think the lady uses a vibrator? Also the lady says “If I could come that way, I wouldn’t need the batteries.” Why did she say that?
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    Australians lost more than $3bn to scammers in 2022. Here are 5 emerging scams to look out for

    There have been a number of warnings issued about the level of sophistication that fraudsters and scammers have achieved, and numerous stories of poor naive people being seduced by the temptation of "getting rich quick" Well I thought I'd share with you that a couple of years ago for several...
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    Joke Buying Batteries

    Have I missed something; don't see what's funny. Please advise what is the joke
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    Australians lost more than $3bn to scammers in 2022. Here are 5 emerging scams to look out for

    Next time you get a call supposedly from Telstra, NBN wi-fi, Microsoft, etc about your faulty internet; use the “Hermann Gruntfuttock” defence; “What?” I hear you say. One day the phone rang; silence. When the silence goes on for a while you know it’s an Indian call centre’s autodial...
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    Joke Now I Remember.

    No haven't heard of that. Regarding American words for a toilet, why do they call it a restroom? You don't rest in a toilet ----- quite the opposite!
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