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  1. M

    MAKE YOU MINE

    Very witty!
  2. M

    Joke Every womans dream

    Why not, its half the cost. A win-Win.
  3. M

    SPICE RACK

    #MeToo, but heck, I really enjoyed it.
  4. M

    American takes a jab at Aussie parties and says to ‘skip the cheap part’

    My experience has been that, in USA, three products stand out for their favourable pricing: alcoholic beverages; motor vehicle fuel ; firearms. It may seem appropriate for well armed seppoes to drive their gargantuan vehicles to a social event, get themselves tanked up on their host's beverages...
  5. M

    Drive-Ins

    Look at those prices : "pie and sauce with coffee 1/9 "(one shilling ninepence); "Assorted sandwiches with coffee 2/-" (two bob). I haven't converted those amounts to current currency equivalents, but my guess is that it will now be a lot dearer.
  6. M

    Cauliflower Grattin

    Nice recipe Suzanne, but if your family exerts emotional coercion, forcing you to prepare such a dish, perhaps it is time to start feeding them plain boiled spinach, as a treat.
  7. M

    DRIVER IS OLD

    An Akansas registration plate. Ah! That might explain it.
  8. M

    Investigation launches after police use taser and pepper spray on elderly man

    Readers should always be aware that the publication of a unilateral perspective of an incident such as this (and that which occurred previously in NSW) can result in a misguided understanding of how and why the incidents occurred. Such occurrences do not happen in a vacuum. Pre-emptory...
  9. M

    Mistakes prove you are trying

    There is a great deal of truth in that saying, which should be fully supported.
  10. M

    ‘Unconventional’ way of eating meat pie horrifies Aussies: ‘I’m calling the police’

    Eat it how you like it, but if you try to shove such ridiculous ideas down an Aussie's throat, be prepared for an Australian reply.
  11. M

    Joke Grey Matter

    That's bit harsh, they just have a different standard (or sense) of humour.
  12. M

    Joke Seniors Alphabet

    Yes, the poetic build was clever and to the point. I don't know whether I finished up laughing or despondent.
  13. M

    Ripple Boots

    I think that you may have got your decades wrong. Ripple soled desert boots were the last expression of fashion of the bodgies whose styles transformed into the rockers in the early 1960s. They were usually worn with "pegged" jeans and fluorescent pink or green socks. Ripple soled desert boots...
  14. M

    ALDI shopper bares moral dilemma—what would you do in her place?

    From some of these replies, it seems that the concept of morality is somewhat vague in the Australian community.
  15. M

    Homemade Potato Chips

    Are these "chips" or "crisps"?
  16. M

    Joke Does it pay to be quiet?

    Thank goodness we SDC readers can't see "crazy"
  17. M

    Female vs male

    Maybe so, but sometimes (very often really) sexist rubbish gets a good laugh. Many a comedian makes a living from it.
  18. M

    Omelette

    OK where's the recipe?
  19. M

    Savory hand pies light meal

    Seems like a massive effort for "mini-pies", if that's what they are.
  20. M

    Canadian tourist rethinks Australia visit for two reasons: ‘How unpredictable’

    You have got the idea now. Come to Australia and "go with the flow", leave your "baggage" behind or make the ultimate decision, stay at home.
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